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Mary reviews Carol (terribly)!

Carol is a movie that takes place in the 50s or 60s in New York or England and is about two gay ladies who like to wear hats and look at each other a lot. Rooney Mara plays the more … Continue reading

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A Blog Post from January 2017, Shared in January 2018

Greetings from a little over a year since my last blog post! Oh, if on-the-cusp-of-25 Mary could see 26-year-old Mary now… I think she’d say “Congratulations on moving out of your parents’ house,” “No, I think you can tell that … Continue reading

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Mary Guesses Movie Plots 2

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is the second installment in the Jack Reacher series. Reacher is a frustrated but determined man, so named because of his persistence, yet inability, to reach things. Whether those things are of the physical, like a cookie jar … Continue reading

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Mary Guesses Movie Plots

Hello, and welcome to the first installment of Mary Guesses Movie Plots. This is something I do often when a movie is on the threshold of being released, and I only have a title or poster to go off of, so I figured … Continue reading

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The Bachelor Season 20 Premiere: Chickens, and Horses, and Small Town Values! Oh, my!

Ben Higgins introduces himself as “just a normal guy from a small town in Indiana” who can’t believe he’s the Bachelor! Why, it weren’t long ago he was helpin’ his Pa with a carburetor out back. Seems like only yesterday he … Continue reading

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“At the End of the Day…” : The Bachelorette Season Finale

Ten weeks ago, I set out to write a weekly critical analysis of one of the most time-honored representations of true love our country knows. A perilous journey strewn with shattered dreams, broken hearts, and hot tub infections. A journey … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette: Week 7 (In Which Chris Harrison Suggests Banging Everyone to Level the Playing Field)

Alright, I lied when I said I would be giving you weekly recaps. What can I say? I’m just a free spirit, guys. Like Kaitlyn and her sparrow tattoos, I have to go where the wind takes me and follow … Continue reading

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